Greetings, American here.
I made a complete transcript for this film if you're still interested:
Don't worry, Zoe, you won't fail, nobody in our family fails. Just remember, you control the water, it doesn't control you. Let it control you and you've had it. Oh, and remember to wear your flip flops, these public floors are full of germs, you're likely to get warts on your feet.
Be back in an hour, sharp. There you go, darling. Have fun.
Today is testing day. Listen.
Good. So, if we want to get our minnow badges and become frogs then we must finish our testing. And first up we're gonna start with the dead man's float. You all remember the dead man's float?
Yes.
Good! Then let's start in the shallow end and we'll start practicing the dead man's float.
No running, walking, no wedgies. No peeing in the pool.
(chicken noises)
Quit it!
Get wet, get wet, chicken.
I am not.
(more chicken noises)
Look at me, look at me! I'm the dead man drowning.
Come on, everybody, keep up! We're gonna be doing the dead man's float. Now I want to see everybody, faces in the water. lots of bubbles. Okay. Do we have any volunteers for the dead man's float? I didn't think so. Okay. Let's go alphabetically. Anderson Zoe!
Now remember Zoe, this is what we do when we're tired and we're trying to conserve our energy, so don't waste your energy floundering around there trying to keep your head out of the water. Okay, just, just relax. Let the water take you. Hurry up. Okay. Come on, Zoe, let's go!
Is that better, honey? Okay? You don't have to go to lessons anymore, pumpkin. You don't have to go in the deep end unless you want to.
*End*
Nice little film of hers, I enjoyed it. Does anyone know where I can watch her other short film "Everything's coming up Rosie"? I can't find it anywhere.